The real reason I didn't make it to the pros

All these years I thought it was because of lack of skill that I never
made it to the NFL. Upon further review it's apparently due to my lack
of off field prowess.

At the peak of my football career I was about 210-230 strong as an Ox,
ran the 40 in 4.8 and had an awesome pair of hands out the backfield. The evidence shows the ones that make it are the ones with major off field prowess. Antonio Cromartie 7 kids
6 baby mamas 5 different states. Plaxico Burress bringing a 40 cal to the club
with no Beef just so that he could shoot himself. Adam Pacman
Jones bringing $80,000 in 1 dollar bills to make it rain in Vegas and gets into altercations with the same entertainers that he hired to make it rain when they tried to get some of the money. Tiger Woods!! Well I don't think anything needs to be said.

The moral of the story is, had I spent less time training, practicing, going to school & more time carrying guns, making babies and breaking countless laws I would be a rich football player & not a broke ass trainer eating a cheese sandwich as I write this. Dammmm!! I clearly missed that boat. Maybe I'm a bit bitter, but shit, I like to make it rain too.